Funny Poetry In Urdu

Funny Poetry In Urdu 

funny poetry in urdu
funny poetry in urdu

 

funny poetry in urdu is like jokes but in 2 or 4 lines when someone is getting bored then he start writing and reading funny poetry. Funny poetry is nothing less than jokes Thats why many peoples Love to read funny poetry

 

Funny Poetry In Urdu

 

Subah uthnay me tujhe mout aati hai

Funny Poetry In Urdu
Funny Poetry In Urdu

Mujhe aksar sitaron se ye hi awaz aati hai,
So Ja!!!Subah uthnay me tujhe mout aati hai…

Mohabbat k rasty me har waqt dard mily ga..

Mohabbat k rasty me har waqt dard mily ga..
Main sochta hon is rasty parClinic Khol loon,Mast chaly ga

Aik Chadar Ko Rah-E-Mehbob Main Bicha Dena

Aik Chadar Ko Rah-E-Mehbob Main Bicha Dena,
Main Mar Jaon To Usay Meri jagah dafna dena

Dost Rothe To Rab rothe

Funny Poetry In Urdu
Funny Poetry In Urdu

Dost Rothe To Rab rothe,
Phir Rothe To Jag rothe,
Agar Phir Rothe To Dil Tote,
Aur Agar Phir Bhi Rothe To,
Utar Chappal Marr Saale Ko,
Jab Tak k Chappal Na Tote…

Bijli hoon main bijli hoon,

Bijli hoon main bijli hoon,
Pakistan ki Titli Hoon,
Adha Ghanta Aati Hoon,
8, 8 Ghanta Jaati Hoon,
Uper Phankha Sota Hai,
Neechey Banda Rota Hai,
Banday ki Jaan Jaati Hai,
Bijli Us Ko Tarpati Hai,
Bijli Main Nirali Hoon,
Bohat Nakhray Wali Hoon.
Happy Loadshedding Day
Moombatti Jala K Geo

Honton Pe Mohabat K Fasane Nahi Aate,

Honton Pe Mohabat K Fasane Nahi Aate,
fantar to woh hain jinko girls knakhre uthane nhi aate

Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain,

Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain,
ki duniya waley daikh k jal jate hain,
yun tu hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hain,
laykin aap thoda JALDI bun jatey hain.

humein to apno ne loota ghairo main kahaan dum tha

Funny Poetry In Urdu
Funny Poetry In Urdu

humein to apno ne loota ghairo main kahaan dum tha
hamari kashti dobi bhi wahaan jahan paani kam tha
jawab e shikwa
tum toh the hi gadha tumhare pass dimagh kam tha
aesi jaga kashti lekar hi kiyo gaye jahan paani kam tha

tere honthoon par udasi or ankho ma nammi ha

tere honthoon par udasi or ankho ma nammi ha
doodh piya karo yaar calcium ki kammi ha

muskarana to har larki ki adda ha

muskarana to har larki ki adda ha
jo muhabbat samjhe woh sab se bara gadha ha

mera dil teri mohabbat k liye hai

Funny Poetry In Urdu
Funny Poetry In Urdu

mera dil teri mohabbat k liye hai
magar yeh offer mehdood muddat k liye hai

Ye na socho tumhe bhool gaye hum,

Ye na socho tumhe bhool gaye hum,
jab bhi galli ma kutta bhonkta hayaad aate ho tum

Aur Bi Chezain Bahut Si Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Sath

Aur Bi Chezain Bahut Si Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Sath
Ye Btaya Dosto Ne Ishq Farmane Ke Bad
Is Liye Kamre Ki Ik Ik Chez Check Karta Hon
Ik Tere Aane Se Pehle Ik Tere Jane Ke Baad

Tuje Yaad Karte Karte Itni Door Nikal Aye Hain Ke

Tuje Yaad Karte Karte Itni Door Nikal Aye Hain Ke
Ab Bashir Rikshee Wala Wapsi Ka 2000 Mang Raha Hai

mulazim ne sahib se ro kar kaha madam ne mujhe mara ha sote hue

Funny Poetry In Urdu
Funny Poetry In Urdu

mulazim ne sahib se ro kar kaha madam ne mujhe mara ha sote hue
sahab ne jawab main kaha kabhi mujhe dekha ha roote hue

na chand rahega na sitare rahenge

na chand rahega na sitare rahenge
kia sari zindagi hum kanware rahenge

jo garam paani main elfi daal kar nahate hain faraz

jo garam paani main elfi daal kar nahate hain faraz
sirf wohi log kabhi bikhra nhi karte

aaj kal ki larkiyaan apne husn par naaz karti

aaj kal ki larkiyaan apne husn par naaz karti
hain pehla kalma aata nhi english ma baat karti ha

yoon to dil ki baat kehna mushkil ha faraz

yoon to dil ki baat kehna mushkil ha faraz
issi liye zong par aao or sab keh do

ishq k samandar ma ghoota lagaya

ishq k samandar ma ghoota lagaya
paani bohut thanda main bahir nikal aaya

Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal

Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal
Shampoo Aur Lotions Me
Shehad, Badam, Vitamin Aur
Minerals Shamil Ho Rahy Hen,
Dar Hai Kisi Din Doctors Usay
Mid Day Meal K Menu Me Shamil Na Ker Den

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,,

Funny Poetry In Urdu
Funny Poetry In Urdu

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar..
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,,
Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.

Sharab Peena Haram Hai

Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,
sahib
Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun

Tarz-e-libas

Tarz-e-libas tazah hai ik shakl-e-Ehtejaj
Fashion ke ehtamam se keya kuch ayan nahin
Yeh larkion ka shikwah hai kiun larkiyan hain hum
Larkon ko yeh gila hai woh kiun larkiyan nahin

Har ik ehed main zinda hai meer ka misra

Funny Poetry In Urdu
Funny Poetry In Urdu

Har ik ehed main zinda hai meer ka misra
Kisi se jis ki sadaqat chupi na rahi
Nizam-e-barq liya WAPDA ne hathon main
Phir uske baad chiraghon main roshni na rahi

Jab bhi chahain murgh kha lete hain doalat-mand

Jab bhi chahain murgh kha lete hain doalat-mand
Din ki pabandi nahin mangal ho ya itwar ho
Haan magar muflis ko kab hota hai yeh khana naseeb
Murgh ho bemar ya admi khud bemar ho

Ajab dewar dekhi main ne aaj rastay main

Ajab dewar dekhi main ne aaj rastay main
Na kuch dewar ke agay na kuch dewar ke peechay
Baray numnaak hotey hain ‘Anwar’ qehqahay tere
Koi dewar-e-girya hai tere ashaar ke peechey

Hum iss taqleed-e-afrangi ke hathon

Funny Poetry In Urdu
Funny Poetry In Urdu

Hum iss taqleed-e-afrangi ke hathon
Bohat pamaal ho kar reh gey hain
Hamarah haal abb keya poochtay ho
Faqat naqal ho kar reh gey hain

Ah barhti huee aee woh “slimming center”

Ah barhti huee aee woh “slimming center”
“Ah ko chahye ik umr asar honay takk”
“dieting” khel nahin chand dinon ka begum
Ik sadi chahye kamray ko kamar honay takk

Apni zoja ke ta’ruf main kaha ik shaks ne

Apni zoja ke ta’ruf main kaha ik shaks ne
Dil se inka motarif hon, zubani hi nahin
Chaye bhi achi banati hai meri begum magar
Monh bananay main tou inka koi sani hi nahin

Nursery ka dakhla bhi sarsari matt janye 

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Nursery ka dakhla bhi sarsari matt janye
Apke bachay ko Aflatoon hona chahye
Dosto! English zaroori hai humary wastey
Fail honey ko bhi ik mazmoon hona chahye

 

 

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